What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Hot man is sexy.
