Worst Jokes Ever
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.