Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!