Worst Jokes Ever
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
You're an alcoholic!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!