Worst Jokes Ever
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Ball so hard! ๐๐คฃ
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, itโs too cheesy.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.