Worst Jokes Ever
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.