Worst Jokes Ever

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.