Worst Jokes Ever

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?

Spasticelastic.

What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?

Hot Wheels.

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Y'all smell like ass!

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

Why do orphans hate Christmas?

Father Christmas isn’t a thing.

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

What's the difference between MJ and myself?

Nothing at all.

I like your mom naked.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.