Worst Jokes Ever
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.