Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
How do you get away with rape?
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Banana bread is cute.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Ganesha is an elephant.
Hanuman is a monkey.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.