What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Worst Jokes Ever
Skeppy is the joke.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
