Worst Jokes Ever

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

BIDEN!

What do you call someone smart and dead?

Stephen Hawking...

Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

Why can't orphans buy chips?

Because they're family sized!

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

I meant because.