Worst Jokes Ever
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
How do you get away with murder?
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.