Worst Jokes Ever
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
My sister 🤣😂
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!