Worst Jokes Ever
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Balls in your jaws.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.