Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
