Worst Jokes Ever
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.