Worst Jokes Ever
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.