Worst Jokes Ever
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?