Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
