Worst Jokes Ever

Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

Dad?

This is not even a joke.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

Butter believe it.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is. :)

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"