Worst Jokes Ever
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Fake emo: when Iām sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry šš
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.