Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum's foreheads.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.