Worst Jokes Ever

10+10

"Homo Simpson"

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Tamales.

I am an orphan...

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

My Wife: How much do you love me??

Me: Count all the stars.

My Wife: Aww, infinity.

Me: No, a waste of time.

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."