Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
