Worst Jokes Ever
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I bet you like men!
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.