Worst Jokes Ever
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
My dick harder than stone, man.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
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Peter's playtime.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!