Worst Jokes Ever
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!