Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Kid: Why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no?
Me:?
JFK is definitely a bottom.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
