What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Worst Jokes Ever
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Sans Undertale.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
