Worst Jokes Ever

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?

Dom Toretto cares about family.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."