Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Vagina?
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.