What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Please folks, you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost.
Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
