The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
