Worst Jokes Ever
The Stigg
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
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"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"