What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Worst Jokes Ever
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
O-Block
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Bunger got me like:
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