Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I'm a gay.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
No joking.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)