Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.