Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you donāt believe in dog.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Terrorist: We can go over it, we canāt go under it, letās go through it.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
How do lions š¦ like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do robots š¤ shave with?
Laser blades!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.