Worst Jokes Ever
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!