Worst Jokes Ever
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!