Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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  • Q: What's black, white and red all over?

    A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

    My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

    When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

    Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

    Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

    So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.