Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.