Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...

Handy Andy.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.

What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.