Worst Jokes Ever
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.