Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.