Worst Jokes Ever
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Rape is a touchy subject.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(