Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Technoblade would love it here.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!