Worst Jokes Ever

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

Buy KFC or else.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.