Worst Jokes Ever
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.