Worst Jokes Ever
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.