your mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
How do you get a monkey off the wall??
You Jerk Him Off!!!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Yes, sir
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat
Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes
Does a migit count as a orphan?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
BLEACH
