Worst Jokes Ever

"Ching chang chong."

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

What are a group of depressed people called?

A suicide squad.

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.