Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.