Worst Jokes Ever

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender