Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Atheism

    • "The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

    The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

    "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

    "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

    The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

    "Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

    What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

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    • Priest

    • A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

    The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

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    • Rape

    • What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

    She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

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    • Priest

    • What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

    One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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