Worst Jokes Ever
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Being mean.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.