Worst Jokes Ever
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Like if you don't have a dad.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.