Worst Jokes Ever

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Cocomelon.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.

Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost 2 towers.

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.

I only trust people that like big butts.

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

I can make a word with those: "DICK".