Worst Jokes Ever
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
You look pretty today... April Fools!