Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.