Worst Jokes Ever
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"