Worst Jokes Ever
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Dick butt.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have a secret crush on your momma.