Worst Jokes Ever
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Megamind.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Your hairline looks like a car!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I make baby mush.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-