Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.