Worst Jokes Ever
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Clit
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Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
God is fake.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What do you call a three humped camel?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.