Worst Jokes Ever
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!