Worst Jokes Ever
I want to cream, rn.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."