Worst Jokes Ever
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Ya momma is sus.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
The teacher fainted.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."