Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.