Worst Jokes Ever
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Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
God is fake.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What do you call a three humped camel?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.