Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Who am I?
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do ðŸ˜.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Like if you have a dad.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.