Worst Jokes Ever
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
lolo.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.