Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
I have a little John.
I'm illegal.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)