Worst Jokes Ever
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Little Johnny is gay.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.