Worst Jokes Ever
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
I gun give money.
RIP Harambe.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Vaseline
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.