Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt know where home is.
Cocomelon.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"