me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
have you heard of dideys
dideys balls fit in your mouth
Can I watch you? Yes you can me your watch. No I mean can I WATCH you? I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*. OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
i like uranus
wy isuranus look like a paper becuase u do see the other side
ehen is donald trump
Why did the orphan rob a bank? He wanted to be wanted 😢😂
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
tails. hey sonic do you need payback oh you are not a fat hedgehog you are a snail. sonic. but im a fat snail because dr eggman turned me to a snail. tails. i don,t trust you fat snail
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist 👹
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Knock knock who is there old lady old lady who?
I DID NOT KNOW YOU CAN YOLDL
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no balls. Still no fucking eye deer
cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d
idk
if uranus was a dick then wy do they make uranus
Why do orphans play gta they finally wanted
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say *waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor"
