Worst Jokes Ever
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
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