Worst Jokes Ever
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
God is good. God is great.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What about women's lefts?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Stand in the corner.
Here is a joke: Rape.