Worst Jokes Ever
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.