Worst Jokes Ever
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Yo mama is Obama.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Hope this is good!
We gate.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.