Worst Jokes Ever
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Suicide is population control, republished.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.