Worst Jokes Ever
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ben
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