Worst Jokes Ever

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?

The motherboard was nowhere to be found.

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?

Death.

Why do poor people eat insects?

Because they're locust!

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.