I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Worst Jokes Ever
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I stole one's balls.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Look in the mirror.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
