Worst Jokes Ever
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
You are the gayest.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."