Worst Jokes Ever

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.

I cummed on the alley.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

How is the weather down there?

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.