Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. π
Teenager: "OMG, Iβm prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Whatβs the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.