Worst Jokes Ever
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I am on the German website.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.