Worst Jokes Ever

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

"Ching chang chong."

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”

The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.