Worst Jokes Ever
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?