Worst Jokes Ever

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.