Worst Jokes Ever
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
"Ching chang chong."
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.