I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Worst Jokes Ever
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
