Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.