Worst Jokes Ever
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.