Worst Jokes Ever
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
You're more uglier.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].