Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Worst Jokes Ever
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄