Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Why aren't blind people in Brazil?

Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄