An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
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South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Hey Sandy.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
