Worst Jokes Ever
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What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
F*ck in' the poo.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Sup guys, how are you?
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Ballz!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.