Worst Jokes Ever
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
School.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.