Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?