Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Worst Jokes Ever
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
