Worst Jokes Ever
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"