Worst Jokes Ever
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸