Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Dee.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!