Worst Jokes Ever
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?