Worst Jokes Ever
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.