Worst Jokes Ever
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Communism is actually kinda tight.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
I am on the German website.