Worst Jokes Ever
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A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I miss my wife, Tails.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Who can relate?
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What does a cow say? Moo.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
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