Worst Jokes Ever
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
I have nut cancer...
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why can't people understand these jokes?