Worst Jokes Ever
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
God bless the shooting that happened.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Clit
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