Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
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Peter's playtime.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
