Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
All hail President Trump!
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!