Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"

"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."

"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"

"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.