Worst Jokes Ever
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Ajay's leg.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Suck on deez balls!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
I watch gay porn. :)
LOL
You soak balls, get it?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.