Worst Jokes Ever

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Their dad never came with the milk.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Bro, WW2 was just a joke.