Worst Jokes Ever
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.