Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Worst Jokes Ever
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Nie cut G.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
