They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
My dick harder than stone, man.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
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Peter's playtime.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
