Worst Jokes Ever

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

"Me fa so?"

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Pls send.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

Who is your mum?

An emo.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Balls in your jaws.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.