What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Worst Jokes Ever
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Omnom.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
