Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).