Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Suiiiii!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.