Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.