Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
I'm Pickle Rick!
The Stigg is a joke.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
