Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.