Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Poop and balls through the walls!
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.