Worst Jokes Ever
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.