Worst Jokes Ever
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"