What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Bumpkin boy.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
afnshjrkf.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I miss my wife, Tails.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
