Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Y'all smell like ass!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.