Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.