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Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
"Dababy midget porn."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
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Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
