Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.